So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
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No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
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I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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