sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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