Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I smell like Dick and happiness
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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