Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
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apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
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I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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