if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize
