just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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