Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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