You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
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I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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