halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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