Sry I called you an 8
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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