imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Randomize
