I think my vagina is haunted
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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