bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
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his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
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They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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