If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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