Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I puked a lego.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
operation harelip BJ is a go
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I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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