this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I did not marry a roomba.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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