my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
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I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
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I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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