Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(720): View more from Colorado

You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk

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(805): View more from California

I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.

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(770): View more from Georgia

Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed

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(904): View more from Florida

You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice

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(518): View more from New York

Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?

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