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(415): View more from California

if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?

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(213): View more from California

Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.

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(205): View more from Alabama

we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.

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(518): View more from New York

i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you

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(425): View more from Washington

well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..

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(613): View more from Ontario

I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.

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Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook

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