Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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