Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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