accomplished twins. life is a go
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I feel like death gave me a hand job
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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