He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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