This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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