need another drink. this is the easiest way
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
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This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
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Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
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