does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Did we literally take a cab across the street
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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