break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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