you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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