peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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