hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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