3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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