I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
