I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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