Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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