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My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
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Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
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He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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