did you get engaged???
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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