You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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