you guys were way drunker than both of me
I don't think brook has ever known best
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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