I don't think brook has ever known best
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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