my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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