VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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