But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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