note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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