Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Sext me about skeletons
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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