My room smells like vodka and shame
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
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You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Sext me about skeletons
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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