Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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