In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
