Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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