hell yes lets make some ravioli
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
