sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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