well most of my day revolves around power hour
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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