I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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