Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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