If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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