can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
there is glitter all over my balls
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