Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
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I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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