My liver just broke up with me...
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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