Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
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